on TV at present is Wetten Dass, a cult German language program, where members of the public come on with crazy things they bet they can do in a set time live on the program, and celebraties have to say if it possible
the current one is John Cushak as celebrity, and the bet is that a guy driving a big digger thing can use the machine, in the studio, to get 5 baseball balls in the net. 5 balls out of 8 in 5 minutes.
Anyway, the German for a digger is bagger, but they pronounce it like bugger with a posh accent in english, so all I can hear is bugger this and bugger that. Not sure what Cushak makes of it 
The bagger driver won the bet though, amazing sight watching a big digger swinging a ball into a little baseball net.
Abbey-Victim
Oh yes. Wetten Dass is brilliant. I saw the episode with Tom Cruise in, earlier this year. I've never in my life seen anyone look quite so bewildered as he did :-)